CapnFlamingo

One day, One Direction were flying over the ocean in a plane. Harry was the pilot for an unspecified reason, and while he was distracted by Louis' swag, the engine failed, and they started to crash! "Oh no!" said Harry "We've started to crash!" The water was approaching at an alarming pace, and the boys started to panic. "Oh no, I'm panicking!" said Liam, as he panicked. The plane collided with the water with huge, yet mostly non-fatal force. Zayn was killed instantly, when the mirror he was staring in shattered, burying shards of glass in his face. Louis used his vast knowledge of in-the-field first aid, but eventually concluded that Zayn wa

Anyone will tell you that there are two sides to every story; anyone who says there aren't is lying. Everyone thinks they know the story of the Flying Monkeys: the mischievous servants of the Wicked Witch of the West, who helped her conquer the Winkies and aided her in her reign of terror. But this story, like all others, has two sides to it. I sprinted through the trees, dodging the trunks that loomed out of the darkness as I fled from the two guards. Suddenly I stopped and climbed the nearest tree, hiding in its dense foliage. Eventually I heard the guards approaching, puffing and swearing loudly. They reached the place where I had vanishe